(via dutchster)

sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

(via lesbiansgetitdone)

mulaninabox:

I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.

AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.

(via dutchster)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via dumb-is-not-cute)

lilith-not-eve:

I asked her, she said yes.

Freya and Hannah, 13.08.13

(via lilith-not-eve)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

image

GOD

(via dykemylife)

"You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want."

S.E. Hinton (via ohdreaming)

(Source: creatingaquietmind, via futureenglishteacher93)

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via had-just-ten-hours-training)

(Source: melhorflor, via elixurr)

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

(via had-just-ten-hours-training)

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

(via had-just-ten-hours-training)

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

(via had-just-ten-hours-training)

"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light"

— Turkish Proverb (via hooking)

(Source: rad-rainbows, via pizza)