"Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good."

— My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

(Source: , via universefullofsecrets)

How to have sex

  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

(Source: 2000ish, via lenasadams)

If the “No” campaign wins, Scotland have spent 2 years and more than £5,000,000 to decide that actually everything is ok as it is.  If the “Yes” campaign wins, Scotland have spent 2 years and more than £5,000,000 to have the blue bit removed from the Union Flag.

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: chvndlrbing, via had-just-ten-hours-training)

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via had-just-ten-hours-training)

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

(via dutchster)